What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?